I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
