did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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