call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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