that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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