Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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