And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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