i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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