Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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