The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
When did angry sex become our thing?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
