Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
