the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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