I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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