Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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