she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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