its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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