i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You can make out without kissing
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