Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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