You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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