How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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