i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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