On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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