dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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