Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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