i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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