you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
