chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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