pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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