I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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