you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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