you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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