Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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