they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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