there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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