okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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