I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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