Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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