You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Houston, we have a blender
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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