Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Less talking, more tequila
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
