Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
