We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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