dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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