I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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