He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
