Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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