Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Someone came in the potted fern
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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