these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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