just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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