i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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