were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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