Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Randomize
