tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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