When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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