Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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