I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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