I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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