He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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