Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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