Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
